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Elf in Theaters…here’s my Favorite ELF Movie Quotes!

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Yes, I have seen ELF a gazillion times.
Yes, I own the movie.
BUT, there is something very special about seeing your favorite movie IN THE THEATER again.
Read this morning that ELF will be playing in a few Harkins Theaters around the valley December 17th.
I’m sooooo excited.
Here are a few of my favorite ELF movie quotes.

*  Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!

* I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.

* You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.

*  It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.

*  We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

* You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.

*  Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

* It’s just like Santa’s workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

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