While 99.9999999% of the world was coming up with ways to buy the brand new iPhone 5 last week, the other 0.0000001% of the world was coming up with ways to mess with the first group!

It’s the same story every year:  A new iPhone is unveiled and the old one is immediately rendered outdated and unhip.  “Gotta get a new one!”  So, lines of drooling customers (aka: sheep) instantly form in front of Apple stores globally.  Although, in Amsterdam, there was a distraction.

A group of people (each of whom I would like to thank and shake their hands) glued the brand new phone to the ground in an extremely busy public area.  Needless to say, hilarity ensued:

If it hasn’t become clear yet, I’m NOT an iPhone owner.  I love my Droid.  But, if the phone in that video still worked after taking all those vicious beatings, I just may have to switch