Valentine’s Day Is the Busiest Day of the Year . . . For Private Detectives?

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Florists and restaurant servers aren’t the only ones working double duty on Valentine’s Day . . . so are PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS.  Valentine’s Day is one of the busiest times of the year for detectives, because suspicious wives know their husbands might have to spend part of the day with their mistress.

Florists and restaurant servers aren’t the only ones who’ll be busy on Valentine’s Day . . . so will PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS.

Supposedly this is also one of the busiest weeks of the year for detectives, and Valentine’s Day is the busiest day.  And it kinda makes sense . . .

It’s because husbands who cheat are trapped today, and their wives know it.  Here’s why:  The rest of the year, a guy can hook up with his mistress whenever it’s convenient for him . . . but he HAS to spend a little time with her on Valentine’s Day.

Since guys who cheat are obligated to have TWO fancy dinners, buy TWO bouquets of flowers, and pay a visit to TWO women, a private detective will have a much easier time gathering evidence.

And supposedly WOMEN are “smarter” cheaters than men . . . and less likely to trip up on Valentine’s Day.

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