The Top Four Tips for Getting Out of a Ticket (page 3)
If You Get Pulled Over for Speeding:
#1.) Don’t Try to Cry Your Way Out of It. If you’re a guy, you obviously shouldn’t even ATTEMPT it. If you’re a woman, don’t do it unless you’re sure you can pull it off.
Sometimes crying works, but most of the time the cop knows you’re just trying to manipulate him. And if that’s the case, you’ll DEFINITELY get a ticket.