Thanksgiving Is Funny

turkey1 Thanksgiving Is Funny

This week, Tom and Maria asked for Thanksgiving jokes for the KOOL Listener Laugh. Some were good…some NOT so good. HEHEHE
One was even an Easter joke. Missed the holiday by THAT much.

What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding it’s breath.

What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

What’s the est way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream..

Where did the first corn come from?
The STALK brought it.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected him of FOUL Play.

What sound does a space turkey make?
HUBBLE, HUBBLE, HUBBLE

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