Since we honor him today, let’s take a closer look at the famous explorer who set out to discover the “New World” in 1492 with the Top Little-Known Facts About Christopher Columbus.
–The first person he met upon landing in America? Larry King.
– He’s prouder of the city named after him than his good friend, John Detroit.
–Despite all those sales in his honor, he himself ironically never got a good deal on a mattress.
–The actual names of his three boats were The Kim, The Kourtney and The Khloe.
–Within minutes of discovering America, he found four Starbucks.
–Snooki thinks he’s a shoe designer.
–Your kids are celebrating his legacy right now by eating Trix and playing Xbox in the basement.
–If he knew they were gonna name a city in Ohio after him, he never would have become famous.
–He discovered a continent and had a country named after him, but like any good Italian, all he really wanted was six-pack abs and an orange tan.
–The first thing he did when he set foot on land in North America? Check in on Foursquare.
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