They said it would never happen. Heck, after his first marriage from 1989-1993, HE said it would never happen. Women wanted him. Men wanted to BE him. George Clooney was the eternal bachelor. Well, all of that is over. Today is a brand new day. Ladies, brace yourselves. It appears George Clooney…just got married!
OK, so it was just a bank commercial airing overseas. FALSE ALARM! Sorry about that. Breathe in, breathe out. Life as we know it resumes…NOW.