It could be argued that beautiful women rule the world because even the most powerful man in the world can be ruined by a hot woman.
That being said, in general, being a guy is still a pretty good gig.
Monday Night Football
Bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter
You can open all your own jars
Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you
Your last name stays put
You can kill your own food
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
You don’t have to shave below your neck
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift
Same work … more pay