Dallas Mavericks forward DIRK NOWITZKIcan’t sing. The sooner he accepts that fact, the better for all of us.
Ever since winning the NBA Title last Sunday night, Dirk and his teammates have been drunkenly singing “We Are the Champions” every chance they get.
But yesterday, at the big celebratory parade in Dallas, Dirk actually got on a microphone and LED the festivities. He did NOT do a very good job.