Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Registered for $172,000 Worth of Wedding Gifts!
Are you headed to the wedding, but aren’t sure what to buy the happy couple? You’re in luck, because they’ve registered at some joint called Gearys of Beverly Hills.
Kim and Kris want . . .
–An extra-large Baccarat crystal vase, $7,850
–A black Lalique tourbillon vase, $6,500
–A black Lalique desk clock, $1,115
–18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir black cereal bowls, at $155 EACH
–18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir platinum presentation plates, at $670 EACH
–24 Hermes American dinner plates, at $225 EACH
–Six Buccellati butter servers, at $520 EACH
–Five sets of four L’Objet gold napkin rings with crystal, at $150 EACH
–A Christopfle 1925 coffee pot, $1,650 (–It’s another $1,710 for the matching creamer and sugar bowl, but go ahead and splurge. I’m sure Kim’s only going to get married once in her life, right?)
–A Baccarat Harmonie pitcher, $925 (Yes, a PITCHER. Something you can buy at Wal-Mart for EIGHT BUCKS! Kim and Kris need one that costs almost A THOUSAND DOLLARS. Why???)
Be sure to tell the happy couple we said Congrats!