On Friday morning’s show, I passed along a list of “Rules” from a listener who had emailed them in. I thought they were very funny, but I DID NOT endorse them. I had a request to post them here so I’m going to do that, but remember ladies… this is not coming from me.
GRILL MASTER: Men’s BBQ Rules…
When it comes to a barbecue, there are certain rules that need to be followed. First and foremost, the man must do the grilling. So what else must be done in order to pull off the perfect barbecue?
Here are the 12 steps to a perfect barbecue:
The woman buys the food.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking.
The woman stays away from the grill where there is heavy male bonding going on.
The man places the meat on the grill.
The woman goes inside to organize the plates and utensils.
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she’ll bring him another beer while he flips the meat.
The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
The woman gets the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, etc., and brings them to the table.
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.”