A Smartphone Or A Man? Decisions… Decisions…
Sure it can be nice to have man in your life, but it is always nice to have a Smartphone in your life. Men come and go but a Smartphone is forever….
The TOP TEN Reasons why a Smartphone is better than a man…
1. Smartphones never have to ask for directions, they give the directions.
2. They’re always up for Scrabble
3. They remember everyone’s birthday and anniversaries.
4. They know just how you like it to vibrate, and when and where and for how long.
5. If they breakm it’s totally acceptable to trade one in for a newer version.
6. They don’t mind if you’re mother calls.
7. Smartphones really liek it when you check in, and sometimes will give you a badge for it.
8. You can talk to them all you want, and they’ll never, ever talk back.
9. They are great at planning.
(and my personal favorite…)
10. You can throw them in a lake, river, ocean when you’re frustrated and you won’t be questioned by police.