Every year, sports books go all out for the Super Bowl. They don’t just let you bet on the game . . . you can bet on all kinds of things that have nothing to do with football.
—How long will it take CHRISTINA AGUILERA to sing the National Anthem? Over one minute, 54 seconds gets two-to-three odds . . . the odds that it’ll go less than a minute, 54 seconds are six-to-five.
—What will the first touchdown celebration be? There are odds on everything from spiking the ball at two-to-one, all the way up to MOONING THE FANS at 20-to-1. A good bet might be a player flexing his biceps, at six-to-one.
—What will FERGIE wear in the halftime show? The BLACK EYED PEAS are performing at the half. Fergie wearing pants or a dress gets even odds . . . shorts are three-to-one . . . a bodysuit is seven-to-one . . . and a THONG is at 10-to-one.
—How many times will FOX mention BRETT FAVRE during the game? Favre was the last quarterback to lead the Packers to the Super Bowl. The odds he gets over 2.5 mentions are one-to-two . . . the odds of fewer mentions are three-to-two.
—How many NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl weekend? If you think any current players will be arrested, you can bet that at three-to-two odds. No arrests has one-to-two odds.
—Which Super Bowl commercial will rate highest on the “USA Today” Ad Meter? Budweiser and Bud Light both have 11-to-four odds . . . Doritos has 11-to-two . . . GoDaddy is 10-to-1 . . . Pepsi is six-to-one . . . and any other ad is five-to-two.
–All of these odds come from Sportsbook.com, Bodog.com, and BetUS.com.