Troy Polamalu’s Hair Now Has An iPhone App

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troy hair bp Troy Polamalus Hair Now Has An iPhone AppApparently, Troy Polamalu has a lot of hair.  So much, in fact, that Head & Soulders has not only featured him in commercials and taken out a $1,000,000 insurance policy on his locks, but Polamalu’s hair has its own iPhone app. 

According to the iTunes desciption, “It’s not a big deal to have a smart phone anymore, but it’s a rediculously big deal to have Polamalooza on your smart phone.  Make your man-do fuller and thicker with funny littlepictures, track your progress for instant smack-talking  opportunitites and test your gridiron knowledge for extra yardage.”

SOOOO, this is basically a digital toupee for guys suffering from male pattern baldness.

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