Troy Polamalu’s Hair Now Has An iPhone App
Apparently, Troy Polamalu has a lot of hair. So much, in fact, that Head & Soulders has not only featured him in commercials and taken out a $1,000,000 insurance policy on his locks, but Polamalu’s hair has its own iPhone app.
According to the iTunes desciption, “It’s not a big deal to have a smart phone anymore, but it’s a rediculously big deal to have Polamalooza on your smart phone. Make your man-do fuller and thicker with funny littlepictures, track your progress for instant smack-talking opportunitites and test your gridiron knowledge for extra yardage.”
SOOOO, this is basically a digital toupee for guys suffering from male pattern baldness.