This Year’s Hottest Christmas Toys
If we did a story about Halloween today, you’d probably think, “Darn, it’s only September 22nd. Let’s try to survive Columbus Day first.” So this will really blow your mind: We’re jamming right past Halloween today to talk about CHRISTMAS.
Toys “R” Us has ALREADY released their list of the hottest toys for the 2010 holiday season. Maybe if you buy now you can beat the crowds or something.
–Cuponk. Cuponk is a cup, and you try to bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. Yes, a cup. It’s literally just a cup. Oh, and it lights up when the ball lands. It sells for $15. God bless America.
–Disney Princess & Me dolls.
—“Toy Story 3” Tri-County Landfill playset. (–Some of “Toy Story 3” takes place at a landfill. So kids are playing with landfills now.)
–Imaginext’s remote-controlled, talking Bigfoot the Monster.
–Sing-a-ma-jigs. These are dolls that sing when you squeeze their belly.