Elvis is ALIVE!

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 Elvis is ALIVE!

King of Arkansas?

Arizona may not have Dean Martin as a governor in the next election, but Arkansas COULD have [lastfm]Elvis Presley[/lastfm] as theirs!  Who knew he was into politics?  WHO KNEW HE WAS ALIVE???

Obviously, this is a DIFFERENT Elvis Presley.  It’s Elvis D. Presley of Star City, AR to be exact.   He’s the latest write-in candidate for governor of the state.

I’m gonna give you 3 guess on his occupation, and the first two don’t count.  Tick tick tick tick…time’s up.  YES!  He’s an Elvis impersonator.  How did you know?

Presley indicated in the paperwork that he wants to “supply the people with a broader array of employment and newer chain of state government.”  Do you think peanut butter and nanner sandwiches are part of his platform?  Maybe he’ll get them on EVERY menu in Arkansas!

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