Let’s face it, dad is our “Superman.” He’s the one who taught us to ride a bike, how to make funny noises with our armpits, put a worm on a hook, and even how to put something together with total disregard to the instructions. But if you stop and think about it, there are many more reasons why dad deserves something special for father’s day. Here’s the top 5…
5) Why not? You’re just buying it with money you stole out of his wallet anyhow.
4) He never once called “Maury” despite the fact you look exactly like your uncle.
3) He picked you up when you fell. Never mind that he’s the one that pushed you.
2) He didn’t leave . . . even when it was obvious how you were gonna turn out.
And the number one reason your dad deserves something special for fathers day…
Have you met your mother?