Tiger Woods is back, and just had his best ever first round of the Masters. He shot a four under 68! (I don’t know what that means, but it sure sounds impressive.) Did you see the banner plane flying overhead? Did you read the message? You gotta watch this!
Who the heck cares THIS much about the affairs that they’d go to the expense of renting a banner plane??? Ooh, I just thought…maybe it’s Elin! Nah. She’d just dump golf clubs on him from the plane