We came up with a list of things that will never come out of a man’s mouth…
Things you’ll never hear men say:
–That John Tesh is one cool dude
–No, I don’t want to sleep with your sister
–Why not call your mother and invite her for dinner?
–Sometimes I just want to be held
–We haven’t been to the mall for ages; let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse!
–It’s late. Put your clothes back on and I’ll take you home
–No beer for me; I’ll just have a fruit cup
–I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed?
–This movie has too much nudity
Our listeners added a few that were missing…