Things A Guy Will NEVER Say!

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We came up with a list of things that will never come out of a man’s mouth…

Things you’ll never hear men say:

   –That John Tesh is one cool dude
   –No, I don’t want to sleep with your sister
   –Why not call your mother and invite her for dinner?
   –Sometimes I just want to be held
   –We haven’t been to the mall for ages; let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse!
   –It’s late. Put your clothes back on and I’ll take you home
   –No beer for me; I’ll just have a fruit cup
   –I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed?
   –This movie has too much nudity
   –I understand
Our listeners added a few that were missing…

Things Men Never Say

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